Did I miss something? Have I been in a Sleeping Beauty-like stupor bokep chindo for the past six years since the 'final' Victoria's Secret fashion show, only to wake up and see the same event play out almost identically last week?
There it all was: G-strings, thongs, bare bottoms with hints of pudenda, bondage corsets, ankle ties and towering heels paraded on a cavalcade of some of the world's most beautiful women.
But I could have sworn that when the 2019 show was cancelled, we were awash with body positivity - i.e. don't knock yourself for being too fat - and claims it was time for women to own their bodies rather than in any way cater for the male gaze.
Yet here we are again with this massively expensive fashion show positioned as a celebration of women, while looking just as soft porn as it ever did.