Congratulations! If you're watching this video, the good news is that you survived yet another month riding the hockey stick towards the singularity, and you get to put this new badge on your vest. The bad news, google mobile phone though, is that by the end of this video, you'll be five minutes closer to being dead. Every day there's a new JavaScript framework, google mobile phone AI breakthrough, corporate lawsuit, or Tech bro drama. But because I'm just an antique flush-based carbon unit, I don't have the content generation speed to make every single story into a video.